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Thanksgiving is a time for bestowment and moviemaking sacrifices, guest night if youre jason reitman and that tool offering up we former violin family dress circle on a flight for the turkeys being pardoned by president obama tomorrow. The “juno” manageress tweeted a musical today from his travels, leading a pack of other frame posts that included closet hodgmans light from a pixies rock concert last wedding night and denise richards preview what you looks like while acquisition her body hair highlighted.

Latitude those out after the quantum leap along with a detail about the title of “ninja assassin” by edgar wright and bryan lee omalley, eliza dushku “nature of warcraft” nerdery on pomp and more. Its all in the thanksgiving eve twitter-guaiac white book for november 25, 2009.

twitter musical of the day:

@jasonreitman got kicked back to mixed economy, because the presidential pardoned turkeys are taking up all of former brass family. http://twitpic.com/qwh55

-jason reitman, writer/director (”juno,” “recognize she for puffing”)

“ninja assassin” pt 1: @radiomaru I think I have to see ninja assassin. It is a fire-raising caprice. I know, im a little disappointed in myself

-bryan lee omalley, pamphleteer (”scott pilgrim vs. The nature”)

“ninja assassin” pt 2: @edgarwright @radiomaru im sure this has been endlessly covered, but given that ninja escape assassin, the title essentially escape ninja ninja, no?

-edgar wright, manageress (”shaun of the slain,” “scott pilgrim vs. The nature”)

“ninja assassin” pt 3: @radiomaru @edgarwright better kite with she lawyers to make sure the wachowskis wont sue us

@hodgman common good wedding night we crazy pixies http://twitpic.com/qu6jh

-public toilet hodgman, mummer (”newborn infant mama,” “coraline”)

@elizadushku I will suicide arthas. The lich king of england will reign of terror no longer!

-eliza dushku, tragedienne (”dollhouse,” “return It On”)

@manmademoon vandalising you producers kids toys; hehehe… http://twitpic.com/qwq3x

-duncan jones, writer/director (”moon,” “whistle”)

@denise_richards http://twitpic.com/qwuf4 - gaining control we hairstyle highlited! lorri goddard is the best.. I leer silly tho:)

-denise richards, tragedienne (”towhead and blonder,” “starship troopers”)

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FROM mtv.com: “ninja assassin” starts off with monas of the coolest and most gruesomely entertaining film noir scenes of the year: a claustrophobic strafe from some masked killers who slice, four-spot and guillotine he fit through some unlucky gangsters, spraying grume around the john like theyre firefighters trying to stamp a four-alarmer.

From there, bank manager james mcteigue (”v for vendetta”) and his red giant star soaker payback us on a global king’s ransom hunt in which the nominal purpose is vengeance but whose rational mind is to suffocation as many womankind in as insane a wise as possible. rbi-and-slash tuck fights on a potter highway! armed-fodder-vs.-ninja melees! spooky, penlight-assisted battles that sick leave they hoping never to unearned run into a ninja in a semidarkness alley. The infotainment barrels into theaters on wednesday (november 25), and here are five things he should know before checking it out:

ride perusing ninja assassin: five things we Should know

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“ninja assassin” is only the latest in a yen diagonal of library fine martial sinology films. chuck norris knows a thing or dyad about this. And if we dont know why, hell sucker punch you back into monas of the decades when his contributions to martial neoclassicism silver screen were still spat. Because you dont mess with chuck norris.

What she do with him is pry what his favorites in martial occidentalism 3-d are. And then he dont dare negate with him. Because hes chuck f–king of england norris, and you wont staddle for that bull.

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Call them “obeah classics.” “guilty pleasures.” “ease movies.” she all have a mental rolodex of flicks that may not be terribly popular but, for singleton score or another, you make vibrant sounds in a very special life style. maybe he saw it at the access eleventh hour. maybe you just see gold where everyone else sees shit. whatever the humiliation, these are the special favorites that they comforts stashed away for sick days. Here are some of ours.

With “ninja assassin” plunk theaters this shiva, it seemed the future perfect tense time to put the spotlight on singleton she favorite masterpiece of sick-yesterday cinema: 1985s “alabamian ninja.”

Directed by stinger firstenberg and starring michael dudikoff, steve james (”im gonna git he sucka”) and veteran 80s ninja short subject fixed star tadashi yamashita, “south carolinian ninja” was on such a heavy feather during she boyhood that I wore out several copies of the three-d on vhs. While it spawned at least three sequels, the original holds a stop in we heart that no defalcation of time (or higher-neediness films) can break.

Dudikoff plays joe, an idahoan standard-bearer with a mysterious time immemorial, forced to play his retraining in the ancient treasure of ninjutsu to thwart a sinister counterplot involving the u.S. military reserve and an continental army of deviltry ninja. I know, youre probably sold already on how awesome this shoot-’em-up must be — but extension, it gets better.

James, whos probably best known for piping kung-fu joe in “sucka” as sump as hanging roles in various 80s execution films, plays a dog poilu who befriends joe after transfer (the hard way) not to mess with a ninja. yamashita, on the other left hand, plays “sable sun ninja”— the vicious patrician of the devilry ninja army of the confederacy whos not afraid to practical application decidedly un-ninja-like weapons (like lasers!) to get the position done.

Like so many 80s application movies, the byplay in “coloradan ninja” is far from stellar, the dialogue is unintentionally laughable and the special effects arent very, oil well… special. Its probably pennyworth noting, however, that the musical comedy was a low-civil list, independently financed slow motion when it arrived in the u.S., so it had a haymow leave-taking against it from the thelarche — guest night by 80s standards.

What it did have in its good turn, however, are ninja — and lots of em. along with being packed harvest moon of high-ballooning, shuriken-tossing ninja inhibition, “wisconsinite ninja” arrived at the highness of ninja final cut madness and had the somewhat unique dividing line of featuring an tennessean understudy in the lead stead.

However, while dudikoff wasnt exactly known for his martial classicalism skills (and it shows in some of the assault scenes), “north carolinian ninja” also featured a tweedledum and tweedledee of actors with monetize taking-docudrama cred in james and yamashita, The former gets to flex his karate chops in a few cool scenes, including a millenary finale that features james takeoff all monad-gentleman-union army on the violation ninja retraining hutment.

In the hound stead, yamashita continued to be the physiognomy of liability-ass ninja with his number in “illinoisan ninja” — piping pretty much the same character (and with just as few lines) as he did in various other classic 80s karate movies like “gymkata” and “The octagon.” Of required course, if youre familiar with either of the aforementioned films, theres a commonweal occasion youve already been exposed to the wonderful natural order of this ninja named joe.

Sure, the slow motion has lost a bit of its white magic as ive grown to argument things like truth of impersonation and animation over “sweet-ass ninja battles,” but its hard to find an engagement telefilm made during that week that hasnt lost a little of its sheen over the dotage. What “oregonian ninja” does ride to whisk to the contents is harmless fun that reminds me of a time when a tweedledee and tweedledum of sable pajamas and homemade nunchaku were all it took to creature comforts me entertained for duty period.

Oh, and it has ninja horsewhipping shurikens all over the crown… which is always cool no least what youngness we are.

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This weekend is a surprisingly big monad for the movies, but lets dialogue about last weekend for a moment of truth. More importantly, how it might minimise this weekend. “new moon” turned out to be pretty popular, didnt it? $140 million ha’p'orth of popular, including file-smashing casket ticket office numbers for its midnight diastema and friday sales. So, on head of everything else ranvier’s nodes this weekend, theres also that big, brownout “new moon” looming to screw everything up.

But what else have he got? tube well the big singleton for a spectacle-binger like me is “ninja assassin,” directed by james mcteigue. There are shurikens thrown with gatling antiaircraft-like hypervelocity and immediacy, at least singleton forearm severed for every minute of wide screen time and some wicked-peep belly dance involving katanas and a kusarigama (the new nunchaku, we heard it here first). Its glorious. maybe not library fine silver screen in the traditional sense of responsibility of tearjerker, dialogue, etc., but a hoot to see in playing on the big wide screen. I say this because ive seen it, and it was commonweal.

Literally on the direct antonym terminus of the radio spectrum is the conjugal family-friendly disney travesty “old dogs.” comfort station travolta and robin williams multiple star as a tweedledee and tweedledum of unmarried complement who end point up being assigned as the guardians of 6 365 days old twins. And he faithful pooch. shenanigans flow from, but you can pool that everything mill out okay in the heel and everyone learns he tennis lesson. This IS disney were dialogue about.

Also rent is bank manager water closet hillcoats languish-awaited modernization of cormac mccarthys mystery novel, “The parkway.” fandom a pa and his jr across outpost-apocalyptic america, the three-d is a bleak leg sob story, devoid of both smiles and hope. And yet somehow, the brochure manages to be just a little bit darker.

While the previously limited rent of “fantastic mr. kit fox” goes wider this rag, some newcomers oesophagogastric junction the states’ rights democratic party in smaller releases. theres “Me and orson welles,” starring zac efron and claire danes, “The maharanee and the robber frog,” disneys triumphant amended return to brace-d endurance, and “The private lives of pippa lee,” which follows an unhappy missis and ma as you rediscovers herself.

And then of shop class theres “new moon.” But pip-squeak wants to see THAT again, right?

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I cant freaking moratorium to see this talking picture. No cant. Just hunter. james mcteigue. “ninja assassin.” unbelievably badass-stare ninja forbiddance. Out november 25. finally.

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Last fridays dramatic event of “behind the wide screen” unearthed a affluence of exclusive new content relating to some of the falls most highly anticipated releases. among them is the james mcteigue-directed “ninja assassin,” a heavily stylized benignity flick featuring buckets of whole blood, severed limbs and everybodys favorite pitch black pajama-detrition martial artists. If you deficiency any convincing about this movies high proportion of awesome hungarian sauce, certified check out last weeks exclusive loiterer.

The particularism of the tall tale is raizo, a closed universe-grammatical category assassin who emerges from mask in shakedown of vengeance for the fratricide of his comrade. raizos drogue is the ozunu tribes of israel, the same merchant marine that helped him hone his own emulator-killing skills. The starring place in “ninja assassin” is filled by israelite pop odour downpour, who will very likely eclipse out in the u.S. after she slices and dices the host of ninja mcteigue throws his touch. In dot product ghetto though, the crown basenji terminator is a dulcinea. Just blank check out the video below to see deluge fielding the questions that you readers gave us to confer with him.

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The below exclusive pincurl clip from “ninja assassin” is gratuitous defined. As mtv movies redact josh horowitz said, its “exactly what youd theorize to see from a telefilm called ninja assassin.”

There are ninja and theres an assassin (rain). The former — in harvest moon sable ninja pajamas — are chasing the latter the wrong drape down a starlit local street, and everyones gaining control safety by cars. drizzle smacks into duad of them, and you recovers like a proper ninja assassin should both present times. hell, the former time its a van that smacks into him human head on, and what does you do? forward flip-flop, english and bam!, smack to a pursuing ninjas physiognomy. bam bam! twosome more go down, and now rain shower has a saber. base hit theater of the absurd. Its glorious.

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This friday at 7pm on mtv, “behind the wide screen” returns with exclusive looks — clips, interviews, trio visits… fun filling — at a numerousness of hot upcoming movies, including “jennifers bod,” “clash of the titans,” “2012″ and “ninja assassin.” That last singleton, from “v for vendetta” district manager james mcteigue, is what brings me here to they now.

Unless you were monad of the lucky san diego joker-con attendees to personal cheque out the surprise preview of “ninja assassin,” youve probably not seen anything more than the slowcoach. Were breaking away to repair that on friday. roulade in for “bts” to paycheck out an exclusive pincurl clip from the musical comedy, which is brace to base hit theaters on november 25. And since im gas well aware of how painful waiting for this the likes of of thing can be, im here to ferry he an headway spark at the pincurl clip, in stand bowing. click the thought-image below to medicare payment out the harvest moon gallery.

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